emma’s


“The Speed Bump” Extract #2 – Top Ten Tips for Birth Partners

Okay, right know she does regret sleeping with you, and she doesn’t ever want to have sex with you again, and she probably does hate your stupid face right now.


Week 23 – Oh, Fuck Off Emma!

If I ever considered calling my baby Emma (which I didn’t, it’s a nice enough name, it just never jumped out at me), the awful booklet that is ‘Emma’s Diary’ would be enough to put me off. I wonder if this piece of crap is the reason that the name […]