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A Degree Is No Guarantee…

… that I will be anything even remotely resembling a good example for my daughter. It’s not much use looking at Daf either. He’s just as bad as me… possibly worse. 1. We very rarely watch Cbeebies, or any other kids’ programme. With the exception of In The Night Garden, […]


Ten things young parents are SO sick of hearing…

Yeah, that witty thought that’s popped into your head? Just… just don’t….  Was it planned? Seriously, this is the most common question we’ve had since we announced the pregnancy – and we still get it to this day, now SB is almost eighteen months old. I don’t think people realise how rude this […]


Yet more things they didn’t warn me about life after pregnancy…

Your ex-bump may feel doughy and empty and gross for a few days after birth. Side effects of this include an uncontrollable urge to punch anyone who claims they ‘just snapped back’ in the face.


Playing the Waiting Game…

I’m not a patient person. I don’t particularly like it when people tell me, 10 weeks in advance, “Ooh I’ve bought your birthday present, you’ll LOVE it!”. I don’t like buying Christmas presents weeks and weeks before the big day, because I get too impatient and want to give it […]


Signs My Body Hates Me

DAYS UNTIL 20-WEEK SCAN – 9 DAYS UNTIL IT’S MY TURN FOR THE HOUSE ADVENT CALENDAR – 1 HOURS UNTIL I GO CRAZY AND DEMAND TO BE DRIVEN TO THE SHOPS TO BUY AN ADVENT CALENDAR I CAN HAVE A CHOCOLATE OUT OF EVERY DAY – 2. Maybe 3. You […]